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calorineree:

lamariejeanne:maxistentialist:

I want your handwriting.

Have you ever considered how strange it is that handwriting fonts have come to convey a kind of folksy authenticity in the design lexicon of our age? It’s disingenuous. Handwriting fonts - especially the ones you see everywhere (Comic Sans, Papyrus, Lucida Handwriting) - are mechanically reproduced and manipulated into a kind of cloying, fake, plastic perfection.

Penmanship is mostly a lost art - it is (rightfully) taught less and less in school, and the opportunities for people to see your handwriting are few and far between. As a result, modern handwriting looks really cool. What’s authentic and charming and inviting about real handwriting are the little imperfections that prove it came from a real person.

SO - I have decided to become a collector of handwriting.

Here’s how it works:

• You reblog this or email/Facebook me
• I’ll arrange for you to pick up a template
• You’ll fill it out
• I will create a TrueType font from your handwriting and send it to you

As I collect handwriting, I will periodically post things rendered in the handwriting of the donor - things they have taught me, important aspects of our relationship, jokes they have told me… we’ll see.

Please donate today.

yayaa:

gatekeeper:

ditto

calorineree:

iloveemmawatson:

fuckyeahemmawatson:

ericstriffler:

First look at Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

 oh, daniel radcliffe. why couldn’t you be taller?

calorineree:

itzliltrinh:

sweetmave:

sarcastic-icasm:

lilajeanlynn:

chrisfox:

likeneelyohara:

prettylittlerichboys:

wekissedthestars:

bellaofthebrawl:

stfupinup:

ohsobookivana:

gabriellaspinderella:readme-readmenot:chaela:boomwhacker:kelseylynnm:(via ginandteacups)

still do.

Hah. This totally makes me smile :)

xD

calorineree:

lamariejeanne:

cheungshinyee:

9gag:

Optimist Or Pessimist?

a pissimist?
xD

discorderis:

lyingdreams:

dear-marisa:

dullscissorsandhamburgerphones:

kajal:

nicolefaced:

somethingintellectual:

(via tumblrisforfaggots)

Why do I find this so funny?

What is this and why am I laughing so hard.

I saw this on a shirt once.
I was compelled to buy the shirt.

staff:

Thank you, Apple!

discorderis:

apapergirl:

omgitsawhale:

(via somethingreallyclever)

discorderis:

(via everythingharrypotter)

omg i used to have this. i wonder what happened to it.

calorineree:

tumblingnoodle:

(via kayleethelady)

aha.

xD

 :D